The only appropriate time for dancing is after you’ve had a few, until then, keep the dancing to a minimum.
So, you’re getting paid for a job, but instead you work on dance choreography?
No wonder kids are addicted to social media, they learned it from the….”adults”.
Does work really qualify as work if you’re recording music videos at work, when you’re not in the music industry?
Seriously tho, who da F dances sober?
People are acting like lunatics. Dancing to improve moral? That’s what they do with kids and psych patients?
“The other day I was on the verge of having a mental breakdown. Trying to not allow my emotions to take over, I started doing jazz hands hoping eventually my legs and feet would get the idea and start to move around in an awkward fashion. But, it didn’t work doc, I don’t know why I just can’t dance away these horrible symptoms.”See, sounds like something a crazy person would say.
If I had my choice of dancing at work or getting an extra 5 minutes on my break, leave me the fuck alone, I’m taking the 5 minutes that everyone else is dancing and I’m getting another smoke in.
The same people that think dancing is a positive way of boosting team cohesion and moral is the same moron that thinks birthday cakes at work are appropriate. When did work become a hangout away from home? The more office parties and pastries and dancing at work I see, the more I start to believe that these people hate their homes and their families.
If you’re dancing sober, in public, then you’re acting like you’re drunk and everyone knows the person who acts drunk without actually being drunk, is a fuckin loser at worst and a wannabe at best. Either way, I don’t wanna know that person.
All you phuggin dancing psychos, I’m keeping my eye on you, stay away from me. I’m not kidding.