A Word of Advice, For Guys Thinking About Marriage

Fellas, If you are thinking about marriage a word of advice. Marry the ugliest woman you can. Here’s why….

I have been married for over 15 years now and my wife is, if you will “thicka than a snicka”. Sexy as hell. and it drives me absolutely insane. If I woulda married an ugly woman, I probably would not have sex on the brain 24/7. I am constantly inebriated with feelings of lust and desire. Practically every decision I make is based almost solely around the motive of what will grant me “entry”!

If you want to live out the rest of your days in a balanced sense of direction and a feeling of control, marry an ugly woman. If you are unfortunate enough to marry a woman that is “out of your league” good luck, you may experience the same levels of paralyzing sexual lust and desire as I do.

It’s a thrill ride that may end up destroying the chance of clear thought.

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50 thoughts on “A Word of Advice, For Guys Thinking About Marriage

    1. bottomlesscoffee007

      Donโ€™t feed me no lines and keep yo hands to yo self! You know what Scherezade, ya didnโ€™t have to rub it in!!!

        1. bottomlesscoffee007

          I guess, you smokin hot ladies!!! Dammit, shaking your asses all over the place! All you do is leave a trail of broken hearts in your wake!!!

          Your husband sounds like a lucky yet poor bastard. Please, send him my regards!

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