A Word of Advice, For Guys Thinking About Marriage

Fellas, If you are thinking about marriage a word of advice. Marry the ugliest woman you can. Here’s why….

I have been married for over 15 years now and my wife is, if you will “thicka than a snicka”. Sexy as hell. and it drives me absolutely insane. If I woulda married an ugly woman, I probably would not have sex on the brain 24/7. I am constantly inebriated with feelings of lust and desire. Practically every decision I make is based almost solely around the motive of what will grant me “entry”!

If you want to live out the rest of your days in a balanced sense of direction and a feeling of control, marry an ugly woman. If you are unfortunate enough to marry a woman that is “out of your league” good luck, you may experience the same levels of paralyzing sexual lust and desire as I do.

It’s a thrill ride that may end up destroying the chance of clear thought.

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50 thoughts on “A Word of Advice, For Guys Thinking About Marriage

    1. bottomlesscoffee007

      Don’t feed me no lines and keep yo hands to yo self! You know what Scherezade, ya didn’t have to rub it in!!!

        1. bottomlesscoffee007

          I guess, you smokin hot ladies!!! Dammit, shaking your asses all over the place! All you do is leave a trail of broken hearts in your wake!!!

          Your husband sounds like a lucky yet poor bastard. Please, send him my regards!

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