Woe is me!š¢. I was reading a few other bloggers posts about getting unsolicited dick pics and I couldn’t help but feel sorry for myself. Why is it that women get the majority of unsolicited genitalia pics.
Oh well, I guess it is my cross to bare to go through life without feeling the adoration and appreciation of random women. To be quite honest, I think I will blame sexism for this unequal travesty!
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Hahahahahha
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Butt seriously!!!!
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Sorry, but I’ll have to unfollow you. I don’t like seeing this in my Inbox. I’ll check your blog periodically though.
No worries PK, I wish you the best!
Only you!!
Finally my jokes are shining through!!!
Well.. I donāt know about āshiningā but we were on the same track for the first three letters š
Lol
The internet if full of ‘try hards’.
Me thinks I may have gone too far with this one. Just trying to be funny and look where it got me!!! Oh well, back to the drawing board.
You must rise above the knockers š
A life long battle that I am afraid I will never truly accomplish, if I am being honest.
The slings and arrows of
outrageous fortune, Or to
take arms against a sea of
troubles, And by opposing
end them?Ā ~ Shakespeare
“You can’t please everyone
so you gotta please yourself”
~ Ricky Nelson
True
Oh, ha ha. No thanks.
Really? I think it would be fun
I was once briefly addicted to online porn – before I became a teenager. Now I find that no matter how horny I feel, I can’t stand to look at porn.
I have, however, received “unsolicited” female attention before. Last year. I was delivering junk mail, when a car passed (normal) slowly (there were speed bumps, and it was a short street). This was fairly early in the morning, I think around the time many kids would be going to school (in fact, there was literally a high school just around the corner). Anyway, in the back of the car were 3 girls who were waving at me with silly smiles! I’d never seen them before – but they apparently liked the look of me! I shyly waved back.
Boosted by spirits for the day.
Yeah, thatās all Iām saying. Itās not that I want porn per say. I just think itās be perty cool to be wanted for my appearance alone.
To be objectified, to be looked at like a piece of meat or a sexual object only. I wouldnāt take the bait, but Iād feel pretty good about myself.
I might start carrying around a mirror now that I think of it. I might become even more narcissistic!!!
Ha ha. It was admittedly *cool* getting that attention.
Thatās all Iām asking for JM
I might have to unfollow you too…….all of the swearing is making me feel swoony!!!
Bahahahahahahahaha, seriously though, if you look hard enough and you donāt mind the quality of above mentioned pics, perhaps you should try back page on Craigslist, or cruise the sleaziest trailer park in your area. Not only will you get pics, youāll probably be able to get them to give you a āpreviewā of their āgroceries.ā
Youāre welcomešššš
I hear ya Bella. If you must go I understand. My content is not for all, and I understand this.
Iām just joking, B!!!! Have you read my blog?!? Iāve got a blog post about cunts for Peteās sake!! LMAO!!
I was just joking on youā„ļø
Whew!!!! I was thinking that you got a sailors mouth as well!!!
Actually, another blogger unfollowed me for that very post, so I guess I was already used to it.